You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a
Greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a
Seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch.
Outta the two
I'd choose the seasick crocodile
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with
Moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce
Oh, Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch