Big Balls

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(Ready for soundcheck)
One, two, three, four!

Ahh! Well I'm upper upper class high society
(Cooper, stop laughing) (sorry)
God's gift to ballroom notoriety, mmm yes
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all, ladies

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again, woo
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher, no
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire, ahh! (hahaha)

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Now, some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best (stop looking at me)
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night, yes!

We've got big balls (we've got big balls, we've got big balls)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls (we've got big balls, we've got big balls)
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls (we've got big balls, we've got big balls)
Oh, and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all, woo!

(We've got big balls, we've got big balls)
And I'm just itching for you to see them
(We've got big balls, we've got big balls)
We have everything you could ever want
(We've got big balls, we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, tuna fish, crabs, and my special gravy, mmm yes!
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks

How's that for a fucking soundcheck?
The biggest balls in the-
I actually do have the biggest balls, you know
I know, I've seen them, they're lovely

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