The Throbbing King
Ridiculon
Once upon a time, there was a boy
Born with a silver spoon for a toy
He grew up nasty and he grew up mean
He'd steal a baby's feet just to hear him scream
Learn to swindle what he needed
He'd take the eyes from granny unimpeded
A kidney from your dad
He had no conscience, could never feel bad
Why, oh, why does he bleed us dry?
He gets away with murder, gets away with murder!
He lies, lies, lies straight into your eyes (ones he got from granny!)
One of these days we're gonna hurt him, hurt him, hurt him!
Scrippi-didn't doo-doo!
Scrippi-didn't doo-doo!
Womp, womp, womp wow!
Womp, womp, womp wow!
Bepem, bepem
Bepem, bepem
Doo-do-do, doo! Do-do-dooo!
Doo-do-do-do-doo! Do-do-dooo!
Oh, he's the king!
We're all expected to kiss the ring
Sittin' on his throne
Laughin' 'bout how he made it his home
Stepped on you, and he stepped on me
Doesn't care if you don't agree
Was born to wear the crown
He's a self-appointed monarchy
Why, oh, why does he bleed us dry?
He gets away with murder, gets away with murder!
In this one-horse town
He wears the crown (ho!)
Got no heart
He thinks he's smart
He'll steal your parts
He's got no soul
Swap diddly bup!
Drop diddly bup!
Wop bop, bop, bop bow!
Wop bop, bop, bop bow!
Swum-diddly-yum, diddly yum-dum diddly-yum
Swum-diddly-yum, diddly yum-dum diddly-yum
Wom-bo-dom bo-domb oh, yeah
Thought he had it made in the shade
Takin' the best parts of us with a rusty blade
It's a royal work of art
Searchin' for a brain to make him smart
Nothin' worked as it should
Heart pumped backwards and that's no good
You know it served him right
Thievin' around in the dark of night
Sweep, deep, city ball!
Sleep, deep, city ball!
Sweep, deep, schlaba-dee-doo
Sweep, dee yaba-dee-doo
Scrum-diddly-yum-dum, diddly yum woah!
Scrum-diddly-yum-dum, diddly yum woah!
Woah-woah, woah-wo-wo-woah!
Woah-woah, woah-wo-wo-woah!
Why, why, why does he bleed us dry?
He gets away with murder, gets away with murder!
He lies, lies, lies straight into your eyes
One of these days we're gonna hurt him, hurt him, hurt him!