Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes: The Musical
Random Encounters
Walk me through the basics
Give me everything you got
Is it angular? Rectangular?
We only got one shot
It's a metal plated box
Sixty centimeters long-
Kid, the devil's in the details
So don't get the details wrong
There's a timer in the center
And three buttons to the right
Labeled Echo, Bravo, Tango
With a tiny amber light
If the Bravo's in the middle
And the Tango's to the port
Hold down Echo seven seconds
And then give me a report
Something is wrong and the bomb's still tickin
Seems to me like the plot has thickened
Mission control, I could use a code
Well, just keep talking and no one will explode
There are thirty-something digits
On the back-up power node
Add them all to pi and multiply
By four to find your code
If the power node is yellow
Put the code in in reverse
Once we've finally fried the override
I'll try to keep it terse
Reach inside the side compartment
Pull the lever, vent the vapor
Then fill out the crossword puzzle
On page 5 of Sunday's paper
Once you finish, you'll initiate
A reset protocol
In the form of a Sudoku puzzle
That you'll need to solve
Copy that, but the puzzle's blocked
By a CAPTCHA code and it's combo locked
Sounds like we're playing on Expert Mode
So just keep talking and no one will explode
There's an image in the corner
Cross your eyes and hold it near
If you back away and focus
Something 3D should appear
It's an alligator (try again)
A dolphin? (Come on, kid, focus)
Santa with a trombone?
Sure, we'll go with that
Now open up the lower tray
And take the Scrabble letters
'Cause you'll need to spell a word with them
That's fifty points or better
Once you have the panel open
Do the Rubik's Cube inside
Better move a little quicker
Or I'll tell them all you died
I've uncovered several wires
Colored purple, red, and yellow
If the yellow's in the middle
Kill off Raph and Donatello
But if two are slightly salmon
Or the yellow's kind of green
Snip whichever wire's higher
And the wires In between