Stone Age Funeral
Mountain Witch
10000 years ago
The world’s a very different place
No one really knows
Hard to put yourself into
What you’re gonna eat
Be careful that it don’t eat you
You gotta have the fire
You need a roof over your head
You gotta find your people
They’ll bury you when you are dead
With sticks and stones and skin and bones, ok
Will provide for tomorrow and try not to die today
I'm a Stone Age man
She’s a space age woman
'Cause I'm a Stone Age man
And she's a space age woman
Whatcha talkin' bout
Yuppie with the three-day-beard
Carbos and lactose?
All the things I’ve never heard
Once I'm in the hole
No saber tooth will scrape my ass
Better keep your mouth shut
At the Stone Age funeral
You sit and stare and hear the mammoth's cry
You realize there’s stupid ways to die