If I was a glass of vodka
Maybe you would actually wanna put your
Lips on me and just drift away
We could stay up all night together
I could make you feel so much better
At least until you wake up the next day
I'd kiss you, make you tipsy
I'd fuck you till you're dizzy
I could be the thing you wanna taste
If I was your vice
I'd make you feel good
Get you high
If I could be enough to drown the bitter out
Then you wouldn't have to wake up on the floor
If you could trade me for
Your whiskey and coke
If I was a glass of champagne
I could make you feel like a champ, babe
I could mix some sparkle into all that sad
Make you feel warm and fuzzy
Drown out all the bad with bubbly
Make you feel like your life ain't in the trash
Yeah, I'd kiss you, make you tipsy
I'd fuck you till you're dizzy
Give you quite the buzz and make it last
If I was your vice
I'd make you feel good
Get you high
If I could be enough to drown the bitter out
Then you wouldn't have to wake up on the floor
If you could trade me for your whiskey and coke
Your whiskey and coke
Oh
If I was a glass of red wine
Maybe you would let me into your mind
Maybe I could help you sleep or help you cope
I could fish you out from the deep end
I could take the edge off the feeling you can't ignore
If you could trade me for
Your whiskey and coke