Hat Trick
JT Music
What's wrong with me?
I don't feel like myself
Almost like I'm becoming someone else
Agh, ooh, agh, ugh, that's better
(Ah-h-h-h-hem)
Hi kids, do you like night shifts?
If I kill the lights, could you survive this?
Want me to stick springlocks into my eyelids
And rise from the dead like my franchises?
I never left the spotlight that I'm in
So, I'm back does not quite define it
Nonetheless, I catch you blind-sided
At Fazbear's Fright, now I'm in the right biz
Livin' definition of what Frankensteined is
Find what's familiar, then bastardize it
Back for another bite, oh my, surprisin'
Just like the pizza, I'm not expirin'
Open up your mind, show me 'round inside
Nice frontal lobe, I'd like to try it (oh)
Nobody is blowing the top off of my lid
What good is a crime done if I don't hide it?
My gift to you, this suit? It's a tight fit
What's your name, buddy? You might know what mine is
Who knows my history? White chalk outlines it
Got it figured out? Good, now I'll just rewrite it
Chicka-chicka
They're linin' up for me ('cause you know we love a show-ee-ow)
Right where they wanna be (where you lead us, we'll follow-ee-ow)
I pulled off the facade, and finally, I can breathe
This smile hits different when you've seen
The dark side of my teeth
You want answers? You'll get static
Check that your vents work or you'll be gaslit
Haunted by the past? Tragedies are magic!
But this rabbit knows a lot more than hat tricks
How it hurts to not know what happened here
Where's the rest of the staff? (Don't go askin', dear)
Too bad that MatPat can't tap in
I sent him packin', just kidding, I Springtrapped him (scrap him)
On the edge of your seat yet? (Strapped in)
Happy to see me back? (Clappin', yay!)
Love an encore or I'm not an Afton
Bet I'll keep you watchin' long as I am slashin'
Ever wonder why when a car crashes
The reason we all wanna see the wreckage?
People need the details even if it's graphic
Nothing like a massacre to get foot traffic
Line 'em up for me
Draw the curtain, it's time to captivate
They want a story
Got an audience, I won't make 'em wait
I've spent so long painting on your smiles
That now mine's all wrong
Have I become something else?
Like it or not, I'm in the hall of fame, son
Right beside the greats, allow me to name some
Chucky, Norman Bates, Michael, and Jason
Pennywise and Freddy (the glove-with-the-blades one)
Hannibal, Candyman, such inspirations
Call me derivative, so is all of creation
Originality is a hallucination
So what if I sold my soul in order to make some?
We can not have innovation without anything to take from
Tap into imagination, how am I to work if I don't get to play none?
I've sealed my secrets, but the lock has sprung a leak
You'll pry and pry until I bleed
That's all you wanna see
So light it up for me (this whole place about to blow-ee-ow)
Right where I wanna be (right behind you, we'll follow-ee-ow)
I've lost the plot and still not found my finale
Set fire to my mortality
Good night, right back I'll be
(Abracadabra) quite happily
(Abracadabra) in agony
(Abracadabra) just count to three
(Abracadabra)