Tobias vs Berdly - Rap Battle!
Eddiefrb
With us two grouped together
I may not get an A
I will not associate
With a jock who's a snake
He's got wealth, but not of knowledge
He's rich with green and envy
His parents may be affluent
But he can't pick up Penny
Your concept of camaraderie
Is contact with my buttcheek?
You look like a neanderthal
Bro, why you acting Sussie?
Rainbow-colored hussy-frankly
You disgust me and the ladies too
You won't be my partner
And certainly not my player two
Berdly, Berdly, baby the
C-c-c-crowd pleaser
Masami blew you off ' 'cause you're a
M-m-mouth-breather
How's your sister, Wilson?
At ease, I shan't be courting her
That girl is so boring
Even the Void is devoid os her
I'm part os class
You would not be instructing
Ain't the teacher's pet usually
Like, a hamster or something
Seems I've been callenged to a duel
But we're skipping the joust
'Cause if I beat you bumping my track
You might dip and crash out
Bro, with you brown-nosing principles
I see why you're ignored
You started simping for you Queen
And now you're stuck on this cord
You buit a statue of yourself
And it's disgusting to view
You must be wearing a diaper
Because you're chunkin' the deuce, man
You're lame
Noelle has made it clear
Susie's got her by the reigns
Like hell she'll be your dear
Listen here
Don't you talk about my sister
She's in college and she's fine
And I doubt that she'll see Dess
But I told her to say hi
Your faux excuses, try'em
We know this dude is lying
The scope you're viewing life in is cope
It's too biased
Only time you make good points
Is when you're helping with chores
They're no room left in Kris'party
But there's plenty in yours
How can you be a ladies'
Man when there's no chick to your name?
You're like a peacock
Gallivanting, and then quick to refrain
You're not a leader, you're a loser
There's no switching your place
The only one who gives an F
Is Simian with you grades
Well, getting the could shoulder
Is better than could turkey
I'm not taking dating advice
From iceburghley
You play games, I make gains
You button press, I bench press
You would pass out way before
Passing a single of my strength tests
Noelle turned you into proceeds
For a bank in the snow
You beat her in the spelling bee
So she cast one she didn't know
Now, go on
Get your beauty sleep
Chill at 32 degrees
Nice try, dude
But you'll still be as cool as me