Work From Home
Bart Baker Parodies
I was sitting at home and
It was totally boring
Then I started thinking about sex
And I got horny
So I showed up here
To where my boyfriend works
Honey that's very distracting!
Ouch!
Aw I bet that hurts
Trying to get our men all worked up
So that they will come home and bone
Babe stop grinding on the equipment!
You're gonna get me in trouble!
Oh
Our men should stay home from work
Cos We want constant sex
But If we don't go to work
We won't get our paychecks!
We don't care cos we only
See you as sex objects
You should all quit your jobs and
Go on Unemployment
But that's not enough
Cash to live on!
We're sorry but that's
Not our problem
The way you drive thoso nails in
Is really turning me on
Please go home this place is dangerous
I'm using a nail gun!
It's not safe for you here
You shouldn't be staying
Ouch I nailed my hand to the wall!
Wow that blood's really sprayin'
Babe I wish you'd put down that blowtorch
My body's aching with desire
Darling you really shouldn't be here
I have to work or I'll get fired
Oh fire!
Can someone please tell me
Why I'm on this track with Fifth Harmony?
And Why are all of their songs about boning?
It's messed up their fans are young teens
Somebody needs to teach these
Girls how to twerk properly
They look like they are seizuring
Stop that shit I am begging you please!
Ooh I am so
Damm confused
How'd I go from Blase to
A song with shirtless dudes?
And why do I have this?
Guess I should hit something
Why'd you do that?
Now gas is leaking!
Oh my God you're such an ass
This Whole house could explode!
We must stop this leaking gas
Turn off the main control!
You don't gotta do your work
Just stop and have sex now
You don't understand this place
Is bout to go kaplow!
Y'all stressing me out
Oh hey I know
Imma smoke this blunt
Oh no no no!