Shake It Off
Bart Baker Parodies
I have so much fame
I'm richer than Bruce Wayne
My life is so great
I just can't keep a date
But it's not enough for me
To be queen of country
I need more love and acclaim
Cause I am insane
Hahaha!
I'll make pop music
That's trite, bland and useless
And use my dumb blonde cuteness
To expand my fan base to a bigger size!
Yes, this song is really lame lame lame lame lame
And this video's the same same same same same
A mess of cheerleading, twerking and ballet
Make it stop! Make it stop!
Why does this scene look like a shitty gap ad?
Why the hell am I dressed like an urban man?
I am clueless who I am am am am am?
Turn it off! Turn it off!
I date a lot of guys
And I'm always surprised
When they break up with me
I'm lovely can't you see?!
But the sad truth is that (the sad truth is that)
I am a psychopath (am a psychopath)
If you do not love me
I'll chop off your testes!!! Hahahaha!
So just keep on hating
And I'll keep on making
Songs that keep on stating
That I don't care!
Which proves you care way too much!
I just want the whole wide world to love Tay Tay
That's why I'm desperately trying to relate
To every race by dressing up all these ways
Make it stop! Make it stop!
I have absolutely no rhythm, it's sad
When I dance I look a paralyzed rat
Hypnotizing you with ass so that you can't
Turn it off! Turn it off!
Hey hey hey!
You didn't think this God awful pandering
Sellout song and video could get any worse, did you?
Well guess what?
Now you have to listen
To
Me
Rap!
It's going according to plan I'll have my revenge
on the haters who hate
My new army of zombie fans will obey my commands
kill my haters and the jerks I used to date!
Taylor don't you've gone insane sane sane sane sane
You feeble attempt to halt me in vain
Now behold the dawn of my wicked reign!
Taylor stop! Taylor stop!
I will damn you back to hell hell hell hell hell
Go ahead that's where I dwell dwell dwell dwell dwell
There is nothing you can do to break my spell!
Taylor stop! Taylor stop!
To break your evil curse
I'll send you somewhere worse!
I lord God now decree
You go back to country!