Royals
Bart Baker Parodies
I look like I took way too much xanax.
I have pubic hair on my head, I'm so boring.
But I act like this on purpose
So rebellious teen can relate to me
And even though this song
Is a huge hit and had a great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
I don't care
You can't tell, but I just shat my jeans.
And now I'm gonna list
Stuff that I think all rich black people love:
Gold teeth, crystal, and going to the club
Aw hell no!
You might as well say fried chicken also!
Yes, my lyrics seem racist (racist)
But I don't give a fuck.
Hip-hop culture totally sucks
Guys stop beating each other up.
But this vid is so awful (awful)
And we live in poverty
Please just kill me!
No, me!
No, me!
No me!
Calm down guys, watch some tv
Seriously?!
We don't have fucking cable!
All of my animals are dead
They killed themselves because I am
A zombie!
And everyone who says I'm racist
I swear that I'm not
I just live with skinheads.
And now I'm gonna say
More random luxurious stuff I hate:
Running water, ass hygiene
And first aid I don't care
I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams.
And even though this song hit number one
And I have tons of cash,
I would rather pretend I need food stamps
You fake bitch! Now how the hell am
I supposed to eat?
All rich people can suck it (suck it)
I am such a hypocrite
Even though now I am loaded
I'm gonna act impoverished.
Play this shit on repeat
If you wanna hate me, and maybe you'll see
(You'll see, you'll see, you'll see)
How terrible I can be