Eff This Job (feat. Cartoon Wax)
Your Favorite Martian
I hate this job
(Yeah!)
I'm 'bout to quit
(Yeah!)
And I'm gon' tell you right now how I'm finna do it, listen
I'm gonna walk to the back office of the restaurant
And kick the door off the hinges
Then I'll smash up the room
And steal all the ink for the printer cause that shit's expensive!
Then I hit the whole place with a glitter bomb (ooh)
Then I grab the PA and I switch it on (what?)
Cause I got to say something in the intercom
Attention customers, I did your mom! (Gasp)
I'll tell them every day the cook puts his feet in the crème brûlée
And I'll walk out and I'll be smiling
As all the patrons riot behind me
It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
(When I'm walking out)
I'm gon' give 'em something to talk about
(Yeah!)
Fuck this job
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye)
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye)
Fuck this job
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye)
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye)
I hate this job
(Yeah!)
I'm 'bout to quit
(Yeah!)
And I'm gon' tell you right now how I'm finna do it
I'm 'bout walk right out of this awful place
I'm gonna scream real loud in my boss' face
I really wish I could burn this place down like in Office Space
I might end up going to jail
Yes I just might catch a case, uh
Put the printer in the parking lot and crush it with my car
Give the company a Yelp review of only one star
Send a memo to people over at HR
And it says If you need me I'm gon' be at the bar
It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
(When I'm walking out)
I'm gon' give 'em something to talk about
(Yeah!)
Fuck this job
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye)
Fuck this job
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye)
(Bye, bye, buh-buh bye, bye)
I hate this job
(Yeah!)
I'm done with it
(Yeah!)
So repeat after me if you're ready to quit
Say I quit!
(I quit!)
I'm walkin' out right now!
(I'm walkin' out right now)
Say I quit!
(I quit!)
And I ain't coming back
(And I ain't coming back)
Bitch!
You gonna do it? You gonna walk out?
Yeah, yeah, of course, but not right now, you know, I owe my grandma beer money
Yeah, man, yeah, my Verizon bill's due