A rolling stone gathers no moss
So I'm as smooth as can be, but occasionally
I acquire a peculiar thought (huh?)
What our life could be if we set up shop (hi)
Everybody thinks we're a thing
Maybe it's our matching rings, and that time that we kissed
I don't understand why they never think
What we do is totally platonic
Like when we
Dance in the park in the night
Go into every cinema till we find what we like
When we pretend that we're husband and wife
Looking for a two bedroom to start our new life
I guess I see why (oh, right)
The entire party thinks we're dating
The idea's got me hyperventilating (the whole party thinks we're dating, got me hyperventilating)
The entire party thinks we're dating
Maybe we should face it before I start fainting
I need mouth to mouth, could you help me out? Yeah
Well, I used to think that loving was gross
Then came a fleet of the birds and the bees
Now I want your tongue down my throat
Potentially, I think underneath, I like it when we
Dance in the park in the night
Go into every cinema till we find what we like
When we pretend to be husband and wife
Looking for a two bedroom to start our new life
I guess I see why (it does look like that, doesn't it?)
The entire party thinks we're dating
The idea's got me hyperventilating (the whole party thinks we're dating, got me hyperventilating)
The entire party thinks we're dating
Maybe we should face it before I start fainting
I need mouth to mouth, could you help me out?
Let's just say we're friends, then make out again
You look fine tonight, think I'm seeing the light
Oh, no