Meet The Teachers
Christafari
SEYMOUR: Seymour the Seagull here, with a bird's-eye view of another sunny Sunday morning in the twin island republic of Yeahman & Noman. With much of the staff on a holiday of their own this week, the beach resort management is left with no other option but to bring in a rag-tag crew of unconventional teachers to lead the children.
Let's drop in on 'em
YOUTH DIRECTOR: All right kids, attention! Quiet please. Attention! Line up, line up. Make a straight line. Since we're a bit short staffed today, I have had to make some creative staffing decisions. Today we have a raggamuffin Sunday school teaching crew
Kids: Hello teachers!
SEYMOUR: And this vagabond crew consists of Nigel the Iguana
NIGEL: Wait now man, I'm a chameleon!
SEYMOUR: Nigel the Iguana
NIGEL: Cha!
SEYMOUR: Calypso the singing coconut
CALYPSO: (sings) Calypso sweet, Calypso sweet, cause Calypso the Coconut he is Calypso sweet
(Repeat)
That sounds good!
SEYMOUR: Excuse me, can we keep these introductions a little bit shorter?
CALYPSO: Sorry man
SEYMOUR: And Manu the know-it-all Mango
MANU: At your service
Random voices: Whew! That guy is a bit ripe! For real. Boy I'll say! Oh man
MANU: Thank you very often. And today we are going to teach Reggae Sunday School.